That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.

I never said I wanted to be around for a long time. I always said I wanted to be here for a good time.

At least the Pilgrim Fathers used to shoot Indians: the Pilgrim Children merely punch time clocks.

Alcohol is a very patient drug. It will wait for the alcoholic to pick it up one more time.

I'm in prison. But my heart and mind is free. Gangsta haters on the streets are doing more time than me. They need 30 police escorts with them every time they walk down the street.