Don't limit a child to your own learning, for he was born in another time.

I would like to be remembered as a man who had a wonderful time living life, a man who had good friends, fine family - and I don't think I could ask for anything more than that, actually.

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.

I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time - and this includes naps - I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground.

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.