Men marry because they are tired women, because they are curious both are disappointed.

The marvel of all history is the patience with which men and women submit to burdens unnecessarily laid upon them by their governments.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.

I don't hate women - they just sometimes make me mad.