Ambrose Bierce
  • Famous, adj.: Conspicuously miserable.

  • Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.

  • Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.

  • To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense.

  • War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.