Ambrose Bierce
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Famous, adj.: Conspicuously miserable.
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Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
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Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.
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To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense.
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War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.