Amy Sedaris
  • My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him.

  • David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got along, but it was harder on David, because David wasn't going to be the son that Dad wanted. But now they're like best friends.

  • People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.

  • I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.

  • I swear I want to be a food model.