Arthur Smith
  • I am 54 and age is slowly writing itself on my face.

  • It was Julie Burchill who decreed that, beyond a certain age, a man should not be seen in a leather jacket.

  • Reading the play at home, however fulfilling, can never be the vivacious experience that Shakespeare intended.

  • It is more interesting to be compared to someone famous, because it lets you gauge what perceptions people have about your appearance.

  • Ninety-eight per cent of laughter is nothing to do with jokes, which do not deserve to bear the weight of all the funny stuff in the world.