I think every good Christian ought to kick Falwell right in the ass.

The income tax created more criminals than any other single act of government.

If everybody in this town connected with politics had to leave town because of chasing women and drinking, you would have no government.

It's a great country, where anybody can grow up to be president... except me.

Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages.