Carol Burnett
  • I'm glad I was born when I was. My time was the golden age of variety. If I were starting out again now, maybe things would happen for me, but it certainly would not be on a variety show with 28 musicians, 12 dancers, two major guest stars, 50 costumes a week by Bob Mackie. The networks just wouldn't spend the money today.

  • Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.

  • Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.

  • My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't nosh between meals. I mean, I can pack it away.

  • You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. That's an education in itself.