Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.