Conan O'Brien
  • Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen.

  • Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen.

  • President Clinton signed a $10 million deal to write a book by 2003. Isn't that amazing? Yes, and get this, not only that, President Bush signed a $10 million deal to read a book by 2003.

  • The beauty is that through disappointment you can gain clarity, and with clarity comes conviction and true originality.

  • This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.