Conan O'Brien
  • Keep cool my babies.

  • Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her breast implants removed. Doctors say that Pamela is doing fine and that her old implants are now dating Charlie Sheen.

  • Every comedian dreams of hosting 'The Tonight Show' and, for seven months, I got to. I did it my way, with people I love, and I do not regret a second.

  • There are few things more liberating in this life than having your worst fear realized.

  • The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny at parties and then people say, 'Why didn't you do that when you were on television?'