At one point my dad called me and said, 'You have always been a great salesman. I think it's time you come home and sell swimming pools.'

When I was a kid I didn't feel like I fit in because - this is really silly and I probably shouldn't say it, but, I didn't think anything was funny. So I used to go home and literally cry to my mom and my step-dad at the time and I didn't think anything was funny. I couldn't laugh.

A lot of my humor does come from anger. It's like, you're not gonna pull one over on me - which is pretty much my motto anyways.

I just am a snob when it comes to humor.

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination.