Dave Barry
  • Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.

  • The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.

  • To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.

  • Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.

  • Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.