I think that in the future, clocks won't say three o'clock anymore. They'll just get right to the point and rename three o'clock 'Pepsi.'

When future archaeologists dig up the remains of California, they're going to find all of those gyms their scary-looking gym equipment, and they're going to assume that we were a culture obsessed with torture.

It also allows you to look as though you're not particularly from the present, future or past, either.

The future and eternity are two entirely different things.

A bland smile is like a green light at an intersection, it feels good when you get one, but you forget it the moment you're past it.