Doug Larson
  • The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

  • More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.

  • The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.

  • If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.

  • Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.