Doug Larson
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The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
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More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
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The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
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If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
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Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.