Doug Larson
  • Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.

  • Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.

  • Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

  • A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!

  • For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.