Douglas Adams
  • A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

  • He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.

  • Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

  • If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands.

  • I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.