It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer.

Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts.

Writing is hard work and bad for the health.

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.

Whatever else an American believes or disbelieves about himself, he is absolutely sure he has a sense of humor.