A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.

The greatest humiliation in life, is to work hard on something from which you expect great appreciation, and then fail to get it.

The worst feeling in the world is the homesickness that comes over a man occasionally when he is at home.

To be an ideal guest, stay at home.

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.