You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.