Fran Lebowitz
  • Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.

  • You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.

  • Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

  • Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.

  • If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.