Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds.

No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in clothing style. Rock is to dress up to.

The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows.

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.