God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.

A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, it's time to go home and turn up the pot roast and get the peas out of the freezer.

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.