Hell is full of musical amateurs.

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does.

Parentage is a very important profession, but no test of fitness for it is ever imposed in the interest of the children.

Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.

You'll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the human race.