The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people.

Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough.

Do not waste your time on Social Questions. What is the matter with the poor is Poverty what is the matter with the rich is Uselessness.

Success does not consist in never making mistakes but in never making the same one a second time.

The man who writes about himself and his own time is the only man who writes about all people and about all time.