George Jean Nathan
  • Beauty makes idiots sad and wise men merry.

  • Love demands infinitely less than friendship.

  • Bad officials are the ones elected by good citizens who do not vote.

  • Great art is as irrational as great music. It is mad with its own loveliness.

  • Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor.