H. L. Mencken
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Communism, like any other revealed religion, is largely made up of prophecies.
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We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
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Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
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A society made up of individuals who were all capable of original thought would probably be unendurable.
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I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense.