It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.

Nine times out of ten, in the arts as in life, there is actually no truth to be discovered there is only error to be exposed.

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.

The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but that it is a bore. It is not so much a war as an endless standing in line.

War will never cease until babies begin to come into the world with larger cerebrums and smaller adrenal glands.