H. L. Mencken
  • I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.

  • All government, of course, is against liberty.

  • Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.

  • No one in this world has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people. Nor has anyone ever lost public office thereby.

  • On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.