Jack Nicholson
  • I'll tell you one thing: Don't ever give anybody your best advice, because they're not going to follow it.

  • There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

  • Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love.

  • I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.

  • I don't have any fear of intimacy, but rather thrive on it, which is rare in a public person.