We are so bound together that no man can labor for himself alone. Each blow he strikes in his own behalf helps to mold the universe.

It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.

People who have tried it, tell me that a clear conscience makes you very happy and contented but a full stomach does the business quite as well, and is cheaper, and more easily obtained.

It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.

The weather is like the government, always in the wrong.