Jerome K. Jerome
  • We drink one another's health and spoil our own.

  • I attribute the quarrelsome nature of the Middle Ages young men entirely to the want of the soothing weed.

  • I can see the humorous side of things and enjoy the fun when it comes but look where I will, there seems to me always more sadness than joy in life.

  • It is in our faults and failings, not in our virtues, that we touch each other, and find sympathy. It is in our follies that we are one.

  • It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.