Jonathan Swift
  • No man was ever so completely skilled in the conduct of life, as not to receive new information from age and experience.

  • He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.

  • For in reason, all government without the consent of the governed is the very definition of slavery.

  • Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly.

  • When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.