It's always cool to meet people who can do things that you have no capacity to do.

As American as an apple is and as American as baseball is, they don't go together. You can't be chewing an apple at a baseball game. You've got to let go of the diet that day.

There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.

For some reason and I don't know why, but I don't think that I'm funny in California. So I always want to do my movies east somewhere.

Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.