And I know this happens because I took economics, and I'd explain it to ya, but I flunked that course. Not my fault. They taught it at 8 o'clock in the morning. And there is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bloodshot eye.

Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas.

You realize that for all the shenanigans that go on in the big circus of politics, everybody wakes up and goes to work.

Online, there's no time. It's always Christmas.