Lou Holtz
  • The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood.

  • I never learn anything talking. I only learn things when I ask questions.

  • If you're bored with life - you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things - you don't have enough goals.

  • A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song.

  • I look at athletes in all sports and try to picture what kind of football player they'd be, what position they'd play and so on.