Mae West
  • Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.

  • It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.

  • Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

  • A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.

  • Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.