Mark Twain
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Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.
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A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape.
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I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time.
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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
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It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.