Everybody who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching.

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.

Children begin by loving their parents after a time they judge them rarely, if ever, do they forgive them.

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.