P. J. O'Rourke
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There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.
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Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
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You can't get rid of poverty by giving people money.
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I think it's been hard for people to understand how Islam can be a good religion, and yet the Islamists are evil. Those of us who have had experience with Islam understand this, just as we understand the difference between snake handlers and people going to church on Sunday morning.
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We need a government, alas, because of the nature of humans.