P. J. O'Rourke
  • Whatever it is that the government does, sensible Americans would prefer that the government does it to somebody else. This is the idea behind foreign policy.

  • The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.

  • If government were a product, selling it would be illegal.

  • Government proposes, bureaucracy disposes. And the bureaucracy must dispose of government proposals by dumping them on us.

  • Fiscal conservatism is just an easy way to express something that is a bit more difficult, which is that the size and scope of government, and really the size and scope of politics in our lives, has grown uncomfortable, unwieldy, intrusive and inefficient.