I believe the true function of age is memory. I'm recording as fast as I can.

Art is moral passion married to entertainment. Moral passion without entertainment is propaganda, and entertainment without moral passion is television.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.

You sell a screenplay like you sell a car. If someone drives it off a cliff, that's it.

Education is a wonderful thing. If you couldn't sign your name you'd have to pay cash.