Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

I just want to do cool stuff.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take an ironic stance against him. It actually turned out to be a really funny piece.

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously.