Every war results from the struggle for markets and spheres of influence, and every war is sold to the public by professional liars and totally sincere religious maniacs, as a Holy Crusade to save God and Goodness from Satan and Evil.

Pregnancy is a kind of miracle. Especially so in that it proves that a man and woman can conspire to force God to create a new soul.

You know, I have found a new way to get high and stay spaced out for hours on end, and the government can't stop me... It's called senility.

The Right's view of government and the Left's view of big business are both correct.

When the rose and the cross are united the alchemical marriage is complete and the drama ends. Then we wake from history and enter eternity.