Ron White
  • The next time you have a thought... let it go.

  • You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.

  • I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow.

  • People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic.

  • But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It's like anything else. It's a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.