The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

Government does not solve problems it subsidizes them.

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

Democracy is worth dying for, because it's the most deeply honorable form of government ever devised by man.

The taxpayer - that's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination.