Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it.

Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career.

The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.

When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood.