Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can stay at home and see bad television for nothing?

Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success.

This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it.

Please write music like Wagner, only louder.

I think luck is the sense to recognize an opportunity and the ability to take advantage of it... The man who can smile at his breaks and grab his chances gets on.