Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.

Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.