Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.

Television could perform a great service in mass education, but there's no indication its sponsors have anything like this on their minds.

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.

I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me.

The less I behave like Whistler's mother the night before, the more I look like her the morning after.